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Category: Jokes
I found out today that I have really powerful sperm. I have only been going out with my girlfriend for 4 weeks, but the doctor said that she seems to be 4 months pregnant.
MY FINGERS LOCKED WITH YOURS
Category: Friendship
When you feel alone, just look at the spaces between your fingers. Remember that in those spaces, you can see my fingers locked with yours forever. Friends for keeps.
FRIENDSHIP IS
Category: Friendship
Friendship is one of the few human pursuits that make sacrifice a pleasure. It is one of the few things that carry us toward happiness.
BLESSING TO MY FRIENDS
Category: Friendship
Dear God, bless the friends you gave me. Keep them safe, remind them of your great love and bless the one reading this message.
TWO DIFFERENT WORLDS
Category: Friendship
Friends are two people from entirely different worlds, being joined in intimacy, mutual benevolence and warm affection. This wonderful gift cuts through all boundaries ? societal, biological, familial or cultural.
PILLOW
Category: Friendship
A friend is like a pillow. You can hug it when you are in trouble. You can cry on it when you are in pain and you can embrace it when you are happy. Always remember, if you need a friend, buy a pillow! =)
IF YOU LET GO
Category: Friendship
If ever things would change, your love would fade; still, I would not break the promises I made. If you let go, there is nothing I can do. But one thing is for sure, I'll still be your friend forever!
APPRECIATE YOU
Category: Friendship
I may be far from you in a distance, but I will not consider it to be the reason why to forget you. I may not keep in touch always but in my MIND and in my HEART I will always appreciate you.
NEVER WILL I
Category: Friendship
People live, people die. People laugh, people cry. Some give up, some will try. Some say "hi" while some say "bye." Others may forget you but never will I.
YOU WILL NEVER KNOW
Category: Friendship
You will never know who your real friends are until you stumble and fall. False friends will be out of sight but the real ones remain to give you a lift.