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Co-Brand . Random JokePENIS RAISE
Rating: 5/5 Votes: 4I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
* I do physical labor
* I work at great depths
* I am always using my head first
* I do not get RDO?'s, weekends off or public holidays
* I work in a damp environment
* I don?'t get paid overtime or shift penalties
* I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
* I work in high temperatures
* My work exposes me to contagious diseases
Response from Human Resources
After accessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
* You do not work 8 hours straight
* You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
* You do not always follow the orders of the management team
* You do not stay in your assigned position, and often visit other areas
* You take a lot of breaks
* You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
* You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
* You don?'t always observe OH&S measures, such as wearing the correct protective outfits
* You don?'t like working double shifts
* You sometimes leave your assigned position before you have completed your work
* And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the work place carrying 2 suspicious looking bags!
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