Funny Jokes

DISAPPOINTED SALESMAN

Rating: 3.75/5 Votes: 4

A disappointed salesman of Pepsi returns from his Middle East assignment. A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?"

The salesman explained, "When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very ...

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DEPRESSED DOG

Rating: 1/5 Votes: 1

Marco has a date with a beautiful girl who lives in the penthouse apartment of a forty story building. She tells him she'll be a little late, and that the doorman will let him in, and that he should relax and play with ...

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FOR THE HOUSE

Rating: 2/5 Votes: 1

The husband was not home at his usual hour, and the wife was fuming, as the clock ticked later and later. Finally, about 3:00 AM she heard a noise at the front door, and as she stood at the top of the stairs, there was ...

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NEW DRESS

Rating: 3/5 Votes: 1

Shortly after the birth of their second child, her husband offered to take her shopping for a new dress. He endured more than two hours of listening to her complaints about which figure flaw each dress accentuated. As ...

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TOO MUCH SPEEDING

Rating: 3/5 Votes: 1

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down main street. "But, officer," the man began, "I can explain."

"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in ...

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