Funny Jokes

MEXICAN MAID

Rating: 0/5 Votes: 0

Our Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.

My wife was upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked, "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

Maria, "Well, Madam, there are three ...

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DISAPPOINTED SALESMAN

Rating: 3.87/5 Votes: 8

A disappointed salesman of Pepsi returns from his Middle East assignment. A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?"

The salesman explained, "When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very ...

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DEPRESSED DOG

Rating: 1/5 Votes: 2

Marco has a date with a beautiful girl who lives in the penthouse apartment of a forty story building. She tells him she'll be a little late, and that the doorman will let him in, and that he should relax and play with ...

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FOR THE HOUSE

Rating: 2/5 Votes: 1

The husband was not home at his usual hour, and the wife was fuming, as the clock ticked later and later. Finally, about 3:00 AM she heard a noise at the front door, and as she stood at the top of the stairs, there was ...

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NEW DRESS

Rating: 3/5 Votes: 1

Shortly after the birth of their second child, her husband offered to take her shopping for a new dress. He endured more than two hours of listening to her complaints about which figure flaw each dress accentuated. As ...

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